That which the dream shows is the shadow of such wisdom as exists in man, even if during his waking state he may know nothing about it... We do not know it because we are fooling away our time with outward and perishing things, and are asleep in regard to that which is real within ourself.
- Philipus Aureolus Paracelsus - In Dreams
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
- Emo Philips - In Forgiveness
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips - In Humor
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
- Prince Philip - In Marriage
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