The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
- Doug Larson - In Old Age
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
- Doug Larson - In Computers
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
- Doug Larson - In Marriage
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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
- Doug Larson - In Nature
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
- Doug Larson - In Politics
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For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
- Doug Larson - In Time
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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
- Doug Larson - In Words to the Wise
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Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
- Doug Larson - In Words to the Wise
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